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Why the fuck do people send me such pics? Its obviously a dildo. How insecure must one be to do this? Please people don’t be that guy. Don’t send me fake pics
Trying something new and hoping to have some fun with a fit, middle aged, curious and fun guy that would like to flirt. Send a message on tumblr and let us know why you are a match, and if I agree then we can chat on kik. Much love from Mrs. Xoxox-Shhh!
Love In Between [2010] (Full, Eng subs)
powerbottums: a guy tried to catfish me using his hot brother’s pictures (obviously i found him out and convinced him to send me more of him.) he’s got a long term girlfriend that he makes sex tapes with which is why all of these exists. i got a
th3m0ng00s3: hungdudes: with a face and a dick like that, he is set to destroy some heart and ass.. lol I love bulges, underwear, hot guys, frat guys, and sex. And that’s why I post pictures like these to my blog.Feel free to send me some of you!
b00bafett: SO I GOT THIS SUBMISSION AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE SHOES AND WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BELT BUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!’ That’s awesome!Read
James: Why is it that every time you send me a snap of your girlfriend, some other dude is fucking her? Can’t you get it up yourself?Nate: lol fuck off dude. first of all, i WAS fucking her in that last one. it was just off-cameraJames: Okay, but why
chastitypunishments: Chastity keyholdingYou need to be locked up in chastity. You know it, I know it. But still, your dirty cock is free. That’s why I made a way for you to lock yourself up, and send me the keys. What I want you to do is send me
I don’t know what is worst, the fact that my monitor is busted and i’m using an old CRT to work, while i manage to repair mine or trying to find a new one, or the fact that a guy send me an e-mail where he threatens me, call me names and telling me
ultra-pvssion: Send me a question, or more than one…go! 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 4: Something that never fails
For those of you that send me messages on why I don’t post nudes anymore. Um… Duh… Cause Tumblr won’t allow it. If you want to see my naked ass follow me on MeWe if you don’t Its gonna be just me and my chucks here mostly.
Me: why don’t I get to have more days off like this. Maybe I can convince the other manager to work 13 hours tomorrow, too, so that I can stay home.Also me: goddamnit I am bored. Why did they send me home from work. I do not know what to do with
I was talking to my cousin in Tennessee and I was telling him about how I felt really shitty and sick at the moment. So he told me that he would send me a virtual Asian hug full of magic. And I really don’t know why but that made my day. LOL.
thehootmess: joaquinterrero: thehootmess: joaquinterrero: joaquinterrero: hey rb this and tag ur sexuality/gender and what loot you would drop if u died in a video game why have multiple people just said hair. what does that mean WAIT I FORGOT
jack-daniels-doll: but you aware I reblogged that “send me a number” as a joke, right? really. no need to send these. haha :3 why do you think I sent 13:P
askchibieren: Anon I demand a 10 page essay on why sending me that was appropriate.
suiton00nsfwdrawings: Inuyasha - KohakuSomeone send me an anon that inspired me to do this D: there is not other reason why i drew him aside from that i have to draw a lot of boys from anime a liked when i was a kid XD Please check out my Patreon:
joraglove: IF YOU WANT A SLOT, SEND ME A MESSAGE HERE OR ON DISCORD (Matinee#0026)!IMPORTANT NOTE that I forgot to say in the image is that the reason why I wont be taking comms for a while is because I’m gonna go back to working on the game!So yeah,
world, please, send me asks, anon or not, telling me how the tories actually affected you?i’m trying to understand why you hate them so much and think they are so different from labour. despite the fact they all seem so similar.
swhung: I wish my wife’s little sister would stop sending me these videos. She know that I’m locked up in chastity. But I guess that’s why she does it. She and my wife just laugh at my blue balls and swollen prick.
closetfizzle: Fizzle: W-why do you guys keep sending me stuff like… th-this?! A-are you trying to tell me something? I-it’s really… uh… g-grossing me out…y-yeah. Th-the last thing I need to see is Garble… d-doing that… t-to… my butt…
justalilnaughty: I sent the first one to a boy I’m interested in~😘 I’ve been feeling soooo sexually frustrated lately! Why is he doing anything but fucking me? Also, peep that waistline tho!!! Send me some naughty anons~! •don’t delete
anons: I wish we talked moreme: just send me a hi I don’t biteanons: *never contacts me again*
thingsthatamusebrennan:Why would someone ghost a cutie like me? That’s the real question. Send me some love?
i bet noiz could call koujaku the dumbest name and he’ll get offended no matter what. “shut up you absolute olive." "i came out to have a good time and why is it that i, a straight man, have to feel so attacked."
do my mutuals even like me because idk i don’t even like me why are you following me all i do is reblog shit and make personal posts that basically only consists of me complaining.
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frankensteinfanclub: I love when people send me rude and annoying messages on anon cause I just delete that shit I imagine they’re probably refreshing the blog/dash waiting for a response but not today satan, not today
Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you without anyone knowing your identity 455: First of all - THANK YOU AGAIN (You know why ;D). Secondly, I’m sad that I didn’t see too much from you during RMW!!! :( Your
Baking cookies to send to Hero and dancing around the kitchen to Yelle! Only thing that would make this a better afternoon is if he was here with me.
rabioheab: rabioheab: amazon always sends me emails suggesting that i buy a silicone cake mold of a sleeping baby and it makes me so uncomfortable WHY DO YOU THINK I WANT TO BUY THIS
aaaaaaah I ordered the 2 volumes of the vld comics that are out rn and the second volume came damaged ;n;
rosietheriveter01: It would be nice if some prescription meds came with these little encouraging notes that destigmatize illness like these do with such things as ordinary or commonplace as a cut or headache.
angelicky: thegestianpoet: do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀
slothh4: Wait…. Why did my gf send a small video! Wtf cheating so big on me… That cock beats me… Wtf
sinatraswooners: HE IS ADORABLE OMG WHEN HE SAYS “I HAVE MADE IT A HOBBY TO COLLECT PICTURES OF MY NEW FRIENDS AND ASK THAT YOU KINDLY SEND ME ONE OF YOURSELF” I NEED HELP I’M DYING THAT’S SO CUTE OMFG kjsbdjkbwjkbvdwkjb . why am i not
anonymously send me an ✖ if you’re afraid of talking to me and tell me why. But also remember that you can talk to me anytime at all, friends
princess4udaddy: Happy Sunday kinksters! Want to see a nude photo of me that hasn’t been posted to tumblr? Show some love & reblog! I’ll send you a hot, sexy, kinky photo! And if you aren’t already following me, ask yourself why not?!
dirtydaddythings: I told him I’d be late for lunch and that he should grab something to eat himself. he send me this in response. Now I see why he was so upset that I wasn’t coming home for lunch.
rant about annoying tumblr doms ugh ugh fake daddy doms make me wanna puke, don’t send me messages like ‘I’ll make you call me daddy and treat you like a slut’ then get all pissy when I get mad and call you out then comment on anything I’ve
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
also idk why ppl are suddenly sending me ‘i hate team skull’ asks, i’ve gotten quite a few actually there’s always this weird thing on tumblr that when someone likes something ppl feel the need to comment on why they DON’T like that thing
despitetheobvious: hohohoholysmokes: let’s do that thing where you send me “babe” if you would date me bonus points if you tell me why u wanna date me yo do this
hot-mysticc-mess: A Conversation with my friend:*phone buzzes*Friend: Why’d your phone buzz I didn’t send you nothing?Me: That’s Mystic Messenger, honey, I told you
tlcrmt: Hi there, don’t know why it took me so long to submit something to you. So here you go finally. Hope you like it fpr1 — Better late than never ;) Haha. Just kidding. I am truly honoured that you would send me a submission. Your shelf shots
twlned: hohohoholysmokes: let’s do that thing where you send me “babe” if you would date me bonus points if you tell me why u wanna date me yo pls pls pls pls pls pls ive been abandoned someone love me
- send in group-chat a picture of Nepeta with Mettaton’s legs-Friend: “Why Nepeta? Come on! Even Sollux or Eridrian would be sexier.”Me: “You kinda asked for it”-Side note, That would also explain how he manages the bees.SEXY QUEEN BEE LEGS
kruel-kid: cocaineteas:kruel-kid:cocaineteas:kruel-kid:cocaineteas:kruel-kid“#make me” This bitch want to try me… why hit me up then ? He prob just want you to clean OUR apartment… but why he send me that vid tho?
um. sorry;; i’ve got 3,550 messages in my inbox if that’ll explain why i miss/forget something. it happens often.but!!!!!! god, this really made me nostalgic all of a sudden. another big 4 fan?!?! vh reader!?! AGH<333 thank you, honestly. maybe
meta18: nentindo: meta18: nentindo: why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout heck you fricker thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18 what the fuck
Taking a break from my CV to work on a poem y'all will never see 🙃 Ask me stuff?
Why do y'all ask for my snapchat, send me a snap & than message me on here that you added me n shit like you ain’t already see that I opened of 10 minutes ago
I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK Send me a dick pic and imma block your gross ass